Contest for the best, nastiest letter

We are holding forth a contest for the best, nastiest letter to a lawmaker. The letter must be dignified enough for political debate, without profanity, and convey intense hostility toward the imposers of underage drinking laws, not for holding their wrong opinions but for trying to force people younger than 21 to abstain from alcoholic drinks.

Your letter must be legal to send through the U.S. Mail and therefore cannot contain threats. After writing the letter, scan it and send a copy to webmaster@udadd.com. Send the letter. (You should include a copy of the message at http://udadd.com/message.rtf also.)

FIRST PRIZE: Get your letter published under the FIRST PRIZE designation on the UDADD website.

SECOND PRIZE: Get your letter published under the SECOND PRIZE designation on the UDADD website.

All entries must be received by 0:00 midnight UTC on 1 May 2010.